Again, I am not going to spend a great deal of time on this, but this new information is interesting enough that I felt compelled to report it. Well it’s been two months since we last reported on the battle raging against the 1st Galactic Empire (a.k.a The Planet of ME), and its evil Empress Darth Insidious and her apprentice Darth Idioess. This a short little report for your enlightenment.
Recently a small band of renegades from the Rebel Alliance managed to secret off the planet a set of documents that tell of the empire’s failing defenses. When last we reported, the empire was creating about 6 new clone soldiers a day, a number which has fallen to about 3 a day in a short 2 months. Even with the few remaining regional governors and even fewer loyalists posting at a feverish pace, the communications hub for the Planet, it is experiencing significant decreases in traffic. The park updates have become nothing more than a weak rehash of material better written on just about any other site.
It is no wonder that traffic thru the Planet of ME has ground to a negligible shell of its former self.
It is time, I think, to remind the Empress and her minion to please remember to turn out the lights when the last clone leaves the Planet.
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